even my farts smell like vagina
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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