Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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