your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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