how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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