there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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