? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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