how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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