i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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