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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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