Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Randomize