so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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