i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
You can make out without kissing
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Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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