Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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