Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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