Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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