Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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