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My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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