Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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