I CAN MOONWALK!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize