I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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