So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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