didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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