the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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