my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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