Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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