Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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