I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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