Hey man sorry I got all grabby
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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