VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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