all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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