I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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