Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Oh god it's open bar.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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