i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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