Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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