after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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