He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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