This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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