how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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