Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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