its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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