Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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