summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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