I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You ruined the universe
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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