Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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