I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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