I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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