All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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