can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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