Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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