She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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